Iowa Caucus Delay Explained

PPPS (Des Moines)—With the nation still breathlessly awaiting the results from the Iowa Democratic Caucus, the Iowa Democrat Caucus Committee has finally released a formal explanation for the delay.

IOWA CAUCUS COMMITTEE ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE

WE ARE STILL ASSIGNING MICHAEL BLOOMBERG SUPER DELEGATES

FINAL RESULTS TO BE RELEASED SOON

The Poetry of Impeachment

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, was so moved by the impeachment process that he decided to publish this poem.