Monday, January 16, 2012

In Honor of Dr. King - Let's Bury the Race Card

PPPS (Littleton) Today we honor a great man of faith who once shared his dream for our nation.


But, there are still some leaders among us who choose to dishonor that dream by focusing their rhetoric almost exclusively on race, who judge people by the color of their skin, not by the content of their character, and who are all too quick to falsely accuse as racist, those with whom they disagree.

Perhaps it's time to remove that race card from the deck, and replace it with this.




Thank you Dr. King for your vision, your courage, your faith, and most of all, for your dream. 
God bless America. 
- the Staff




Friday, January 6, 2012

Sign of the times, perhaps.

PPPS (Denver) This photograph was submitted today by a reader named Penelope, who spotted it on South Broadway in Denver at the edge of a construction zone between a liquor store and a medical marijuana outlet. Could this sign portend a change taking place in America?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

2011 - The Top Stories & Opinions from the Pundit Pete Press Service

PPPS (Denver) First, we extend a hearty HAPPY NEW YEAR to our loyal readers.

We take this opportunity to review some the top stories from 2011 as determined by our readers. (We thank you for helping make the Pundit Pete Press Service one of the most sought-after news sources on the web today.)

The overall top story in 2011, by a wide margin in terms of page views*, was this October 25th post:
New Reporter to Cover Occupy Wall Street Protests
* It should be noted that over 8,000 of those page views were traced to just one reader, someone named Penelope.

Our top news story for 2011 was this in-depth analysis of the fiscal crisis facing our nation posted on August 13:
Tea Party at Fault in Near-Default and Credit Rating Downgrade

And our second most viewed news story, also involving our debt crisis, was this item posted July 25:
Default Crisis Averted As Philanthropist Steps Forward

Our top international news story from 2011, and perhaps the most prophetic, was posted on March 22, straight from the Middle East:
Behind-the-Scenes Quote of the Week

Best interview from 2011, posted June 30, involved one very well-known political figure, and a not-so-well-known citizen:
Citizen Pete Debates David Axelrod at Rockies Game
 
The top political prediction from 2011, direct from our founder, Pundit Pete, was posted September 27:
Pundit Pete Predicts GOP Race

The top advice column from 2011, was directed to the new Occupy Wall Street movement and posted on October 13:
Advice From Practical Pete for the Occupy Movement
Oh, if only they had taken Practical Pete's advice, how things might be different.

And, in recognition of our readers, we have selected the following three posts, from among the thousands of letters to the editor at the Pundit Pete Press Service.

Most viewed letter, posted July 23: A Painful Letter from Patriot Pete .

Most historical, yet still relevant letter, posted on August 2:
A Bit of Tea Party History - Not Much Has Changed

Most priceless correspondence: Citizen Pete Sends Us Something Priceless

Finally, our favorite message from the staff, especially in light of the upcoming Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday, was this one posted last January18:
MLK Day — One Day After

Have a happy new year!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Merry Christmas

PPPS (Littleton) We received this wonderful Christmas card from our loyal readers Citizen Pete and his lovely wife, Citizen Caryn, and we thought we would pass it on. (click on card to see full size)

God bless us every one!  - C. Dickens

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Commentary from Pundit Pete - A Sad Day for America

PPPS (Littleton) With Herman Cain suspending his campaign today, it's a sad day for America.
  • A sad day because another great American, a true candidate of the people and for the people, has been swallowed up by the political forces arrayed against him.
  • A sad day because a corrupt and biased media has succeeded in destroying a good man's reputation without a single piece of corroborating evidence, while overlooking documented outrageous, and sometimes illegal, behavior of politicians whom they support.
  • A sad day because it reduces the chances that other individuals of Mr. Cain's (or Governor Palin's) caliber will choose to serve their country in a political capacity.
  • A sad day because so many conservatives failed to stand by and defend Mr. Cain, with only a few exceptions, those being Coulter, Levin, Bozel, and yours truly, Pundit Pete.
  • A sad day because of what's been done to Dr. King's Dream.
  • And a sad day because certain pundits possessing great wisdom and integrity, will hesitate before they once again post their predictions for all to see.
As sad as this day is for America, we can still look forward in hope because of patriots like Mr. Cain. To quote Patriot Pete, who wrote to us on July 23, 2011:

They have awakened us. We will not give up and we will not go away.  We will stand firm until their power has passed.
 
Thank you Herman Cain, for your faith, your courage, and your inspiration. You are a great Patriot!
God bless you and your family.

Pundit Pete

    Tuesday, November 29, 2011

    Protest Groups to Reimburse County for Costs of Black Friday Bridge to Nowhere Event

    PPPS (Littleton) Prompted by our in-depth investigation into the Bridge to Nowhere protest on Black Friday, the groups responsible have agreed to reimburse Jefferson County for law enforcement costs associated with their radical activities.
    Our PPPS investigation indicates that the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office incurred significant costs related to dispatcher time, mileage, and 5 minutes of investigative work for one Sheriff's Deputy to respond to 911 calls reporting free speech activities north of the Wadsworth and Bowles intersection.


    After a lengthy internal audit in response to our Freedom of Information Act request, Jefferson County today issued a statement that a total of $17.62 was expended in connection with the Black Friday event. By our accounting, that brings the total cost of the Bridge to Nowhere, including both county and federal government expenditures, to $3,000,018 (rounded to the nearest $1).

    Responding to questions from a PPPS reporter, a spokesman for the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office admitted that no lives were lost due to the diversion of dispatcher and deputy time away from other law enforcement duties.

    PPPS reporter Progressive Pete, with the Jefferson County cost estimate in hand, confronted one of the purported leaders of the protest, a man identified only as Citizen P, at his suburban home.

    When shown the bill for his radical activities, Citizen P responded, "Wow, that's a lot less than we thought it would be. We discussed reimbursement to the county before we even held our protest, and took up a collection at our Bridge to Nowhere Tea Party group meeting last night. With promised matching funds from the For Cryin' Out Loud Foundation, I'm pretty sure we've already got enough to cover the $17.62."

    A mysterious women who would only give her name as Citizen C, then came out of the home and said "Please make sure you put in your story something about that nice Sheriff's Deputy. He was very helpful, explained to us about our free speech rights and wished us a safe protest. He also said something about a giant paper weight, but I think he must have meant 'paper work.' I only wish I'd written down his name or badge number, you know, so we could get him a commendation or something."

    PPPS will follow up to see if the groups actually follow through on their reimbursement promise. Check back for updates.

    In an unrelated story, the Denver Post reported yesterday that the state and local law enforcement efforts associated with the Occupy Denver protest will have cost taxpayers an extra $782,689.



    Trackbacks & Related Stories: 
    Tea Party Not Dead - Rumor of Tea Party Protest In Colorado 
    Tea Party Finds Use for $3 Million Bridge to Nowhere
    Protesters Take a Stance on Bridge to Nowhere 
    A Bridge Too Useless (great story by Columbine Courier)

    Saturday, November 26, 2011

    Citizen Pete Sends Us Something Priceless

    PPPS (Littleton) Our loyal reader and occasional contributor, Citizen Pete, sent this comment on the Tea Party Bridge to Nowhere protest recently covered by the Pundit Pete Press Service.

    Dear Editors at the Pundit Pete Press Service -

    I just have this to say about that stupid Black Friday protest at that bridge.

    Butcher paper, poster board and paint for sign making.  

    $ 75









    Pedestrian Bridge to Nowhere.

    $ 3 Million








    Giant billboard for posting Tea Party messages.

    Priceless!




    Your friend,
    Citizen Pete

    P.S. Non union labor was used in sign making and posting efforts.

     

    Tea Party Finds Use for $3 Million Bridge to Nowhere

    PPPS (Littleton) A local group of Tea Party activists finally found a use for the $3 Million Pedestrian Bridge to Nowhere near Littleton, Colorado. The group convened for a Random Act of Illumination to shine light on government waste and encourage election of conservatives to prevent future projects like this.



    The message read:
    $3 MILLION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE
    FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD
    VOTE CONSERVATIVE 
     
    The local 9News station was there to report on the event.

    PPPS was the first to report rumors of the planned protest and will be filling updates on the story. Refer to our November 22 story for more details.

    Tuesday, November 22, 2011

    Tea Party Not Dead - Rumor of Tea Party Protest In Colorado

    PPPS (Littleton) Despite pronouncements in the media and political circles that the Tea Party is officially dead, having been replaced in the hearts and minds of middle America by the Occupy Movement, PPPS has identified rumors of an upcoming Tea Party protest in Colorado. To verify these rumors, we sent our crack reporter team to the remote suburb of Littleton, Colorado to investigate. Our team includes noted expert on the Tea Party Movement, Progressive Pete, and our now homeless Occupy Wall Street reporter, Protester Pete. Here is their report so far:

    Upon arriving in Littleton, we settled into a secret subdivision home location near the community center at Southwest Plaza mall. Although at first glance, the community seemed passive, we uncovered an underlying level of dissatisfaction centered around a recently built pedestrian bridge.


    It seems that some in the community are questioning the need for the bridge, which we found provides an aesthetically pleasing connection between two large, empty parking areas. A few local residents have also questioned the miniscule $3 million cost of the project, a bargain by most public works project standards, particularly when federal (80%) instead of local funds were mostly used.

    Although most  people we interviewed knew neither the reason for the bridge or the actual cost, they all expressed suspicion and some inexplicable anger, apparently stirred up by recent coverage by the local 9News TV station, the Denver Post, and political blog sites.

    We emphasize inexplicable, because we could not identify a single local resident who had actually walked across the bridge, or even knew of, or had seen, someone who had.

    During the course of our investigation, we identified rumors of a potential protest at the bridge by Tea Party activists, including an obscure reference on a web site.

    Although details are uncertain, it appears that the protest may take place at 10 AM on Friday, November 25, with parking at either side of the bridge.

    We have also partially identified one of the instigators, a shadowy figure named Patriot P_____. Others implicated may include a Persnickety P., address unknown.

    Check back for details as this story unfolds.
    H/T for lead from Citizen P.
     

    Friday, November 18, 2011

    Happy Birthday to VP Joe Biden

    PPPS (Littlteton) Citizen Pete, one of our loyal readers, shares his birthday note to Vice President Joe Biden after Pete received an email from the Obama/Biden campaign to add his message to a card for Joe. Joe's Birthday is this next Sunday. Pete wrote:


    Dear Vice President Biden, Sir:

    Happy Birthday! Thanks for being such a wonderful spokesman for the Progressive Movement. What are you going to do for your retirement party in January, 2013?

    Your friend,
    Citizen Pete

    Thursday, November 17, 2011

    Breaking: Housing Starts Up. Occupy Wall Street Evictions Credited

    Occupy Denver couple review new home plans
    PPPS (New York & Washington) Housing statistics released this morning by the U.S. Census Bureau indicate an unexpected 17% rise in new home permits and home starts for October.

    Tuesday, November 15, 2011

    Occupy Denver Leader Quits to Join the One Percent

    PPPS (Denver) BREAKING NEWS........
    Kelsey Whipple photo from Westword
    In a stunning setback for the Occupy movement, PPPS today confirms that Shelby, the newly elected leader of Occupy Denver has quit the movement to join the so-called "1 percent."

    Questions were initially raised  last Friday when Shelby was missing from Occupy Denver's protest of BlogCon11, a conference of radical right-wing bloggers taking place at a swank Denver hotel. Even the bloggers were wondering.

    VF Daily/Conde Naste Digital Archive
    Now our trio of investigative reporters, Progressive Pete, Pedestrian Pete and Protester Pete, have solved the mystery.  Shelby has left the movement to move in with a member of the 1%, the very target of the Occupy Denver protests.

    Although we have yet to firmly identify the culprit, we can confirm that Shelby's new friend is an Afghan and that Shelby's new home is a plush penthouse in Denver's exclusive Spire tower.



    Photo credits: 
    Photo of Shelby by Kelsey Whipple. See Kelsey's great article in Westword.
    Photo of Afghan is from article in Vanity Fair's blog VF Daily about dogs of the 1%.
    Trackback: Right Wing and Moderate Groups Contest Occupation of Denver Hotel

     

    Saturday, November 12, 2011

    Right Wing and Moderate Groups Contest Occupation of Denver Hotel

    PPPS (Denver) In a dramatic confrontation yesterday, two groups, BlogCon11, representing right wing bloggers, and Occupy Denver, a moderate group representing the other 99 percent of citizens, clashed briefly over the occupation of the downtown Denver Crowne Plaza Hotel. Our own PPPS reporter, Progressive Pete,  had infiltrated BlogCon11 as part of his undercover assignment to report on the radical Tea Party Movement. Pete's report:

    Thursday, November 10, 2011

    Protester Pete Files First Report from Occupy Wall Street

    PPPS (New York via cell phone) This is the first in a series of in-depth reports about the Occupy Wall Street Movement filed by our on-the-scene reporter Protester Pete.

    Saturday, November 5, 2011

    Traveler Jake Offers Nutrition Advice

    PPPS (Baltimore) Sometimes while traveling, you meet an extraordinary individual who, in your brief encounter, offers up the kind of wisdom that you'll want to remember forever.

    Tuesday, November 1, 2011

    Cain Sexual Harassment Scandal Embarrassing - For Media

    PPPS (Denver) It is normally our policy not to comment on or criticise other media organizations. However, there are instances that are so outrageous, and behavior that is so unprofessional, as to be embarrassing even to the journalism profession.

    Friday, October 28, 2011

    Quote of the Week

    PPPS (Denver) With this week's unrest in the Occupy Wall Street movement and the obvious comparisons to the Tea Party Movement, we are reminded of advice from that malcontent, Persnickety Pete, found in his popular underground book Manufacturing Anger - A Guide to Political Persuasion (often referred to as the "Tea Party Bible").

    If ya want to make people angry, call 'em names.
    If ya want to make people really angry, call 'em nasty names.
    And, if ya want to start a Movement, call 'em nasty names that ain't even true! 
                                                              Persnickety Pete in Manufacturing Anger, 1st Ed. 1978.

    Our analysis indicates that the failure of the mainstream media and prominent leaders in Washington, DC to acknowledge this sage advice, was largely responsible for the explosion of the Tea Party Movement in early 2009.
                                                                    

    Tuesday, October 25, 2011

    New Reporter to Cover Occupy Wall Street Protests

    PPPS (New York) With the Occupy Wall Street protest movement sweeping the country, potentially changing America and the world, the Pundit Pete Press Service has stepped up to provide our readers with in-depth coverage by hiring a new reporter dedicated exclusively to reporting on the movement.  We are proud to introduce our readers to Protester Pete.