Monday, March 16, 2015

BREAKING: Hillary Email Scandal, Key Document Surfaces in New York

PPPS (Chapaqua, NY)—Thanks to the efforts of our Chief Investigative Reporter, Poirot Pete, the Pundit Pete Press Service has uncovered a key document in the recent controversy surrounding former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a private email account.

Poirot Pete, posing as an undocumented worker at a local paper recycling drop off in Chapaqua, New York, uncovered this memo, purportedly from Huma Abedin to Hillary Clinton, and referencing the sorting of Hillary's emails using key words and phrases. The memo appears to contain personal notes from Secretary Clinton revising the list of key words and directing the email search and deletion of non-relevant emails.

Although our handwriting expert, Penmanship Pete, has yet to confirm the validity of the memo and notes, the memorandum does appear to validate Secretary Clinton's assertion that the email account on the Clintonemail.com server was often used for personal and charity business, and seldom for official State Department correspondence. Based upon this memo, it is safe to conclude that Secretary Clinton has fully complied with the State Department request to turn over relevant documents, and that only emails unrelated to her work as Secretary were actually deleted.

It is our hope that this memorandum, uncovered through the efforts of a PPPS reporter, will settle this issue, and allow Ms. Clinton to assume her rightful role as our nation's first woman President, without further controversy.





Update March 21, 2015:
Now Huma Abedin is Being Scrutinized for Possible Corruption - DC Clothesline

19 comments:

  1. I wouldn't trust Hillary Clinton to run a 7-11 without stealing from the cash register.

    Have you seen this game show? http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com/2014/01/game-show.html

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  2. this sounds TOO good to be true, lets make sure this is the real deal before we get all excited. Reminds me of the Dan Rather file gate with G Bush national guard records

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    1. You are right to question the authenticity of any document, but frankly, with a name like Anonymous, how can we be sure that YOU are really who you say you are?

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    2. I was hoping Anon was kidding, but who knows....

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    3. Petter Boddie you're not the sharpest crayon in the box are you?

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  3. ROTFLMFAO!

    Looks like something else I'll have to reference in my list of Hillary's "accomplishments" :-)

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  4. You need to add Patriarchy Pete as a Women's Issues Correspondent.

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  5. pete...you still haven't had your fill of the koolaid yet, huh?

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  6. Did anyone notice the comet about libya, considering she led the 2011 nato bombing campaign I'd say that is state department stuff to me

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  7. Her carrier should of end back when she was 21 years old and proven to be a 2 faced liar ---------> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=415634295277818&set=pb.100004937527117.-2207520000.1427657920.&type=3&theater



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  8. Above the article : "Satire from the Pundit Pete Press Service ..." The red comments are too absurd to mean anything other than a joke - especially the Yoga items!

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    1. Anonymous - You have amazing powers of observation, and yes, the Yoga items do appear at first to be a bit absurd, but then when you get further down to comments like "Libya - not relevant, no longer a country", that clearly reflects truth and a level of discerment that only a senior diplomat like Hillary could muster. So, as for me, I holding out that the document is real, AND that it totally vindicates our future President.

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  9. Every time I read an article about the Wicked Wretch of the East I feel like I need a shower...

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    1. While we certainly can appreciate your reaction, we feel it is our duty to remind you that if you live in drought-ridden California, you may want to find an alternative solution for your disdain...or else stop reading articles about Hillary Clinton.

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