Sunday, November 12, 2023

Michigan Democrat Receives Rare Honor

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Following a bipartisan vote, Representative Rashida Tlaib, Democrat from Michigan, received a formal censure from the House of Representatives for her comments on the recent October 7th minor misunderstanding between Hamas and Israel. In a tearful acceptance speech before Congress, Tlaib proudly claimed to be the first member from Michigan (actually the 2nd) and first person of Palestinian allegiance upon which the rare title of CENSURED has been bestowed. She joined Rep. Adam Schiff, Democrat from California, as one of the only two members of Congress so honored in 2023, and one of only 27 House members to have been censured in the history of the U.S. House of Representatives. We asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to produce an appropriate meme with which to document this historic occasion.

Friday, August 4, 2023

Bidenomics In Perspective

PPPS (Vermillion Basin, CO)—We asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to summarize the complex set of polices which comprise President Biden's plans for our economy, which he has dubbed "Bidenomics".
Our leader, Pundit Pete, has also added a definition for Bidenomics, to help our low information readers.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Quiz Time

PPPS (Littleton)—Sometimes we like to give our readers a little fun quiz to test whether they are paying attention to the fake news. Here's one to start with. For best effect, play the Sesame Street song "One of these things is not like the others" in the background as you contemplate your answer.

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Rethinking Biden's Speech

PPPS (Littleton)—In our previous blog post, our staff may have come off as enthusiastically endorsing President Biden's healing "Soul of America" speech in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. 

Upon reflection, and after reading several polls on the public reaction to the speech, along with hundreds of readers' comments, most of which we had to delete, we asked our Religion Editor, Pious Pete, to engage in a bit of soul searching on the topic. 

Here was his conclusion in the form of a revised meme.

Please note that PPPS does not engage in religious interpretations of political events and that suggested interpretations from readers, including numerous references to dictators (specifically Musolini and Hitler), tyrants, demons, fascism, terrorism, thugs, hair sniffers, socialists, communists, Stasi, brown shirts, FBI and Satan, played no role in Pious Pete's re-interpretation of the speech. In fact, it is a long-standing PPPS policy to never includes such controversial terms in any of our posts. 

Furthermore, Pious Pete would like to reiterate that he has no personal knowledge of the content of "Benito" Biden's soul and would never presume to do so. 

However, Pious Pete has previously offered an opinion on the state of political discourse in America which might help in the interpretation of the Bidens speech. Pundit Pete: Pious Pete Opines on State of Political Discourse

Here is the meme from that 2017 blog post.

Friday, September 2, 2022

Summarizing Biden's Healing Address

PPPS (Philadelphia)—President Biden gave a rousing speech yesterday evening in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. His speech was so comforting and healing of the hurting soul of our nation that we asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to create a moving tribute to our Dear Leader with one simple meme.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Biden's Economic Response to a Recession

PPPS (Washington, DC)—We asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to present the Biden Administration's complex economic policies and response to today's release of the 2nd Quarter leading economic indicators in a manner more easily understood by our Low Information Readers.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

What's Up With the New Pride Flag?

PPPS (San Francisco)—During June, officially designated as LBGTQ (plus) month, or Pride Month in America, a new flag began to appear across the fruited plain. In addition to new colors added to the traditional rainbow, the flag also included some phrases which were puzzling.

Perhaps some of our readers can explain.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Significant Thoughts by Kamala

PPPS (Littlteon)—One of the little appreciated attributes of our globe-trotting, problem-solving Vice President is her ability to inject poetry and philosophy into topics of importance to the American people. 

We, at the Pundit Pete Press Service certainly appreciate how Vice President Harris has elevated the national much so that we are putting together a recurring series documenting her most elegant ramblings. We call it Significant Thoughts by Kamala.

Here is the first installment.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual thoughts or quotes from VP Harris is purely coincidental and not intended for a satirical or less than honorable purpose. If so accused, PPPS will deny it.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Stories from CPAC 2022

PPPS (Orlando)--We've assigned several of our staff Petes to roam the halls of CPAC 2022 in Orlando and interview attendees and celebrities alike. Here are a few.

Stories from @cpac 2022.

Sitting in the Press Area for CPAC, the power went out for two rows of tables and the journalists started to panic.

Pundit Pete (aka Practical Pete) went out into hallway and found Foreman Mike Furey, a regular CPAC attendee and builder of border walls. He came in and immediately fixed our electrical problem.

Now if we can set him to work on our election integrity problem. THANKS MIKE!

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Commentary on Canada from a Progressive

PPPS (Boulder)—With our neighbor to the north shut down by traitorist trucker terrorists, and the Canadian Prime Minister finally taking appropriate action, we were surprised to see this commentary from our own staff member, Progressive Pete. 

Could the winds of change be blowing south?

Disclaimer: The Pundit Pete Press Service, it's staff and affiliates, do not condone violent horn blowing as a legitimate form of expression.

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Could Pete Be Offered Supreme Court Appointment?

PPPS (Washington, DC)—With the "Unofficial" announcement that Supreme Court Justice Breyer will retire, speculation as to a replacement has been running rampant around this town.

PPPS has an exclusive scoop that our own Pundit Pete is high on the list for the appointment. We have obtained a copy of the application submitted by Pete, which our White House sources tell us has already risen to the top of the stack.

President Joe Biden
White House
                                  Re: Upcoming Supreme Court Vacancy

Hey Joe -

I have an unblemished court record (if you ignore that incident back in college) and I self-identify as a BLACK FEMALE.

Plus, since Covid started, I've gotten a lot of experience working in a robe.

Come on man, give me a call!

—Your friend, Soon-to-be-Justice, Pundit Pete

PPPS will keep you updated as this story develops. Pete has already met with several leaders in the Senate to determine how he would rule on key issues before the Court.

Monday, January 3, 2022

Pundit Pete's 2022 Predictions

PPPS (Littleton)—With 2021 finally in the rearview mirror, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief, Pundit Pete, has issued his Predictions for 2022. 

1. Illegals Will Sue Cartels in 2022

With a generous cash settlement courtesy of U.S. taxpayers apparently off the table, look for illegal immigrants and their Leftist lawyers to re-aim their mistreatment, separation and trauma lawsuits at the Mexican Cartels in 2022. 

Pundit Pete is so confident in the success of this endeavor that he has directed our own corporate attorney Pleader Pete to get in on the action (and a generous cut of the resulting cash settlements). We will update our readers on the lawsuit status, just as soon as we hear back from Pleader Pete, who is making initial inquiries south of the border (he's only been missing for a few days now).

2. Democrats Will Win Big in the 2022 Midterms

All of the major polling outfits, and most of the TV pundits are now predicting a major win for the GOP in the 2022 midterm elections. But those same major polling outfits and TV pundits have been notoriously wrong in their predictions over the past few election cycles. 

Here at the Pundit Pete Press Service, we have undertaken a different polling and prediction approach, seeking out the underlying trends in politics that others passed over. Relying on a unique and proprietary polling method in which we are able to sample deceased voters, PPPS has identified a major underground shift in voter attitudes going into 2022. 

H/T to Suzanne Hamner for article and photo. 
In 2020, the extremely large dead voter block voted almost exclusively for Trump, allowing him to come remarkably close to winning the presidential election. However, one year into the Biden administration, this voting block appears to have turned over. 

With references to President Biden's shuffles on stage as akin to a "dead man walking", the resent Democrat Build Back Better legislation described as "dead in the water", Biden's policy decision making process described as "brain dead", with both the Democrats' and Biden's approval ratings in a "death spiral", dead voters have taken note.

"The Dems are just like us. Dead. So, they've got my vote", blushed one deceased Chicago voter, who proudly displayed a Grover Cleveland pin commemorating the first election he ever voted in. "In fact, I'm gonna vote Democrat in several states this year." he added.

Based on these trends, Pundit Pete is now predicting a filibuster and veto-proof Congress. With such an overwhelming majority, Democrats will be able to pass Democracy-Restoring, Covid- Crushing, and Climate-Saving legislation at Biden's bidding starting in 2023.

Just remember, you heard it here first. 
P.S. - don't forget Pete's previously successful prediction in the 2012 election.

Bonus - Pete's Personal Resolutions for 2022 We Can All Follow

MORE PREDICTIONS TO COME - That last one really took the life out of Pete, and he needs a little time to recover.

Friday, August 20, 2021

Biden Unleashes New Afghanistan Strategy

PPPS (Camp David, MD)—In response to mild criticism from the press and the international community, the Biden Administration today unleashed a new strategy to repatriate American citizens and others currently held hostage by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The strategy was unveiled by Dr. Jill Biden, on behalf of President Joe Biden, at a video press conference today from Camp David, the presidential retreat where the couple are currently vacationing. The President's only participation in the press conference was to briefly help hold up a sign. No follow-up questions were allowed.

The strategy, as explained by Dr. Biden, was to appeal to the Taliban via their huge following on Twitter. "You don't accomplish goals or conduct diplomacy with mean tweets" she added, presumably referring to former President Trump, who has been banned from Twitter.

Many in the press are dubbing it a brilliant social media coup, in stark contrast to the failed military and diplomatic efforts originally conceived by the Trump Administration to safely extricate the U.S. from Afghanistan.

For her part, Dr. Biden graciously shared credit for the strategy with former First Lady Michelle Obama, who had previously conducted a successful "hashtag campaign" on behalf of another group of hostages several years ago.

For those unable to watch the full news conference, PPPS has created this brief summary, including a screen shot of the vacationing couple with their sign for the campaign using the hashtag #PleaseLetThemLeave.

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Biden's Afghanistan Speech Summary

PPPS (Washington, DC)—President Joe Biden took time out from his well-earned vacation to deliver speech to our nation and the world regarding the US troop withdrawal from Afghanistan.

For the benefit of our low information readers with short attention spans, we summarized President Biden's historic speech with a few brief phrases and photos.

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Pundit Pete's Advice to President Biden

PPPS (Brussels)—As the G7 Summit winds up and President Biden prepares to meet with Vladimir Putin, our own Pundit Pete had some kindly advice for future international conferences...and for any other interactions involving our dear leader.

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

VP Harris Finally Visits Border


In a stunning change of course in the Biden Border Policy, Border Crisis Czar and Current Vice President Kamala Harris has chosen to visit the southern border with Mexico to personally assess the situation.

And, in perhaps an even more stunning turn around, VP Harris made her visit to the border as part of a bipartisan tour, accompanied by radical Colorado Republican Representative Lauren Boebert, of gun packing fame.

Our PPPS camera crew was able to obtain exclusive video of the history-making border visit by Vice President Harris.

Friday, May 14, 2021

Has Race Card Been Overplayed?

PPPS (Littleton)—Given the Left's proclivity for labeling anything they disagree with as racist, we asked our crack research team to search for something not so labeled. Here is the result.

In the course of their research, PPPS staff also came across this old post, which seemed relevant.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

State of the Union

PPPS (Orlando)-- Questions have been  raised among the political class about whether President Joe Biden will be giving the traditional State of the Union speech to Congress, or is even capable of doing so.

It turns out that, given the mess left by the previous administration, and the lack of any vaccine available to combat the Wuhan virus pandemic, the Biden Administration has had to sideline that speech. Fortunately, former President Donald Trump was able to step in and help out. 

Here is a link to President Trump's speech at CPAC 2021.
President Trump CPAC 2021 Full Speech I NewsNOW from FOX - Bing video

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Thoughts on Unity

 PPPS (Littleton)—Our new and esteemed President, Joe Biden, campaigned (sort of) on a theme of Unity for America. Since his inauguration, he and fellow Democrats have begun to implement that great theme through executive orders, partisan legislation, and calls to expel and silence Republicans and conservative media.

Their actions help to clarify the role of Unity in bringing America together. We asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to illustrate the Democrats' concept of Unity. 

Friday, February 5, 2021

Competition for the MyPillow Man

PPPS (Atlanta) —As controversy mounts over Mike Lindell's outrageous claims of erection fra*d and continued support for the former president who shall not be named, Progressive activist David Hogg has decided to make a play for the MyPillow Man's source of power and influence, his bottom line.

Mr. Hogg recently announced that he will be fielding his own line of products in this high stakes pillow fight. PPPS has obtained a pre-release ad copy of Hogg's first product announcement.