PPPS (Washington DC and Moscow)—After much deliberation, we've come to the conclusion that our country is in a bit of turmoil. Therefore, at the direction of our dear leader and mentor, Pundit Pete, we are releasing the following PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. —the staff.
Note: In the interest of full disclosure, we were paid for our deliberation and conclusion by an organization called PETE PAC, along with a grant from the Committee to Save America. We disavow any knowledge of offshore funding associated with either group, or any direct ties to RUSSIA.