PPPS Hires, Immediately Suspends New Reporter

Reporter Robert E. Lee Pete

PPPS (Littleton)—In an effort to broaden our coverage and include more stories about events occurring in the southern portion of the country, the Pundit Pete Press Service was proud to announce the hiring of a new reporter, Robert E. Lee Pete, based out of Stone Mountain, a suburb of Atlanta.

However, as a result of protesters currently picketing in front of our Littleton, Colorado offices and threatening to overturn the statue of our  founder and CEO, Pundit Pete, and in response to a certain campaign of internet shaming taking place on Twitter and Facebook, we have decided to suspend our new reporter indefinitely, pending a suitable name change.