Should DEMS Retool Their Message?

PPPS (Littleton)—With the recent reversal in the national generic preference polls showing that the Democrats may be loosing their edge in voter approval, many in the media are asking the question: Should the Democrats retool their message for the 2018 elections?

Some pundits are even suggesting that the Democrats should shift their emphasis from RESISTANCE and all-out, 24/7 Trump hatred, to memes offering practical and proactive solutions to our nation's problems.

Credit: Pixel Pete and a generous grant from an unnamed Russian oligarch.

In that vein, we asked our graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to come up with some new, more positive messaging to help out our friends on the Left.

Here is his first suggestion.



Also, in light of the recent huge fundraising discrepancy between the GOP and the DNC, we asked Pixel Pete to address this issue as well.

Credit: Pixel Pete and a generous grant from the RNC.

Here is his practical suggestion in the form of a fundraising appeal to American workers, who constitute the bulk of the the Democratic Party base.

Military Parades Are Really Cool

PPPS (Peoyangchang, South Korea)—We understand that there has been a bit of an uproar over President Trump's desire to have a military parade in our nation's capitol.

So we asked our North Korea correspondent, Pyongyang Pete, who has considerable experience observing military parades, to pause from his duties reporting on the North Korean Women's Olympic Hockey Team, and offer some perspective.

FBI Releases Memo - Comey & Clinton Exonerated

PPPS (Washington, DC)—In a surprising twist, an unnamed source at the FBI has released a memo from the Hillary Clinton email investigation which appears to exonerate both former FBI Director James Comey and former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton of any wrongdoing in the "Matter".

The document, dubbed the "The Memo That Explains Everything" was an attachment to the following early morning news release posted on the official FBI web site:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Key Document in Hillary Clinton Email Investigation Matter Attached

FBI Headquarters, Washington, DC, February 2, 2018, 05:30 Hours – At the direction of eseginonongonon, Chief FBI ajdfaofinna-gnnoinso, the Federal Bureau of Investigations makes available the attached document titled The Memo That Explains Everything. This document is responsive to information requests by Members of the U.S. Congress, the Media and Other Interested Parties.

This document was key to the decision by former Director James Comey, in consultation with addfem oonsldfn, sdofsde dooo, and odsoduu ddodoee, to not recommend criminal prosecution in the Hillary Clinton email Matter. The attached document was recently declassified after lengthy review and deliberation by members of the FBI and DOJ Secret Society Oversight Committee.  

With the release of this document, all relevant and responsive material has been provided and the Matter is considered CLOSED.

Attachment: Memo

For More information or clarification, Contact:
Adfdfo odoeono, Assistant Deputy FBI Special Communications Directo
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Some members of Extreme Right-Wing News Media (Hannity and others) are cynically speculating that the release of the subject memo is intended as a distraction from the forthcoming release of the "FISA Memo" by the House Intelligence Committee.

PPPS offers no opinion on the Matter. We report the news. We don't interpret it. That is up to our readers.