PPPS (Littleton) —OUR ESTEEMED LEADER, PUNDIT PETE, HAS RETURNED, following a more than two-year hiatus, rumored to have been brought on by a weakness of mind and character, during which time he became a politician and ran for office (he almost won).
Pete, it turns out, also suffered from a much-appreciated weakness of wallet (along with our chief benefactor, Philanthropist Pete), and all of the PPPS staff got to keep their jobs and continue to receive regular paychecks (unlike certain government employees of late).
While awaiting story assignments and editorial content from our Editor-In-Chief, the staff dutifully reported to work and many can proudly boast of their achievements, including record scores on video games and dance reels which went viral on TikTok and YouTube.
But we digress.
Pundit Pete is back after having lost a close election, and his first opinion piece is about Election Fraud, and the one piece of legislation that could prevent it, the SAVE Act.
Pete actually had a lot to say on the subject and spoke for over two hours. The staff, being a bit out of practice at taking notes and, in recognition of the short attention span of our low-information readers, decided to shorten Pete's opinion arguing for passage of the SAVE Act to one simple statement.
Please keep your comments civil and succinct.
Editor's Note: Look for an interesting article about Pete's run for office soon (less than two years).
