Biden's Been Busy - Writing a Book

PPPS (Rehobeth Beach, MD) — With all of the focus these days on President Trump's reckless war on Iran, our economy and our democracy, former President Joe Biden has been surprisingly quiet. So, we sent a crack crew of reporters to Rehobeth Beach, Maryland to find out how Joe has been spending his first year in retirement.

Apparently, President Biden has not just been reclining in a beach chair or riding a bike among the dunes near his Rehobeth Beach vacation home.

Instead, Joe's been busy writing a book!

Naturally, we assumed the book would be about Biden's successful term as President or a lengthy memoir documenting his long political career in DC. Our staff even speculated that the book might be of a more personal nature, a compelling story about his wonderful family, or about some hobby he has taken up in retirement, à la President George W. Bush and his portrait paintings. 

Through exhaustive research and contacts with numerous anonymous sources, our PPPS team of investigative journalists has revealed that Biden's book will actually be on a business topic, a guide so-to-speak for aspiring entrepreneurs, using Biden's own family business success as a model.

In a PPPS exclusive, we have obtained a preliminary copy of the cover design for the book, to be titled Plausible Deniability - How to succeed in family business without really trying.

To quote a spokesperson for the publisher, "President Biden chose not to write the usual self-promoting memoir about his presidency or political career. As the most successful one-term president in American history, his record speaks for itself and is already well-documented. Instead, he chose to continue in his service to our country by illustrating a pathway by which others may achieve their American dream." 

President Biden, because of his exhaustive schedule in retirement, complicated by his heroic battle with health issues, agreed to partner with a ghost writer on the book project. Our research indicates that the name of the ghost writer is Otto Penn, rumored to have previously worked at the White House assisting in the drafting of Biden's numerous executive orders.

In the course of research for this exclusive story, our reporters were unable to personally interview any of the Biden family. However, son Hunter, upon hearing of our investigations, challenged one of our reporters to a sword duel in a post on X.

President Biden's book is scheduled for release this summer.

Pundit Pete is Back and Opines on the SAVE Act

PPPS (Littleton) —OUR ESTEEMED LEADER, PUNDIT PETE, HAS RETURNED, following a more than two-year hiatus, rumored to have been brought on by a weakness of mind and character, during which time he became a politician and ran for office (he almost won).

Pete, it turns out, also suffered from a much-appreciated weakness of wallet (along with our chief benefactor, Philanthropist Pete), and all of the PPPS staff got to keep their jobs and continue to receive regular paychecks (unlike certain government employees of late).

While awaiting story assignments and editorial content from our Editor-In-Chief, the staff dutifully reported to work and many can proudly boast of their achievements, including record scores on video games and dance reels which went viral on TikTok and YouTube.

But we digress.

Pundit Pete is back after having lost a close election, and his first opinion piece is about Election Fraud, and the one piece of legislation that could prevent it, the SAVE Act.

Pete actually had a lot to say on the subject and spoke for over two hours. The staff, being a bit out of practice at taking notes and, in recognition of the short attention span of our low-information readers, decided to shorten Pete's opinion arguing for passage of the SAVE Act to one simple statement. 

Please keep your comments civil and succinct.

Editor's Note: Look for an interesting article about Pete's run for office soon (less than two years).