Saturday, November 7, 2015

BREAKING: More Ben Carson Lies?

PPPS (Munich)—Has GOP Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson once again been exposed as a liar?

In one of his books, Dr. Ben Carson claims to have performed brain surgery on two German twins, Patrick and Benjamin Binder, who were joined at the head.

But our crack crew of investigators at the Pundit Pete Press Service have traveled to Germany and interviewed several high school friends of the twins. 

Not one of them says they ever saw the twins joined at the head.

Our PPPS investigators were able to obtain an exclusive photograph of the Binder twins, proving beyond any doubt that they are not co-joined at the head.

We can only conclude that Dr. Carson has been less than fully truthful in his biography and is therefore not qualified to be President.

15 comments:

  1. Hey you dummies. I thought lying WAS a qualification for President.

    We just need a better liar. VOTE FOR HILLARY!

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  2. Cut the good doctor some slack!
    Maybe he just mixed up his facts a bit.
    It looks like those twins may be joined at the elbow.
    Did you even interview the twins?

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  3. That's hilarious. This perfectly highlights just how stupid the other accusations are! Liberal media should be shamed but the saddest part is their readers are dumb enough to take the bait and spread lies about Carson.

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    1. Republican -

      We are a bit puzzled by your comment. It is often said that Democrats have no sense of humor, but your reaction would suggest that Republicans may have a sense of humor where none is warranted.

      As a reputable news organization we take all accusations of lying seriously by government officials, or in this case, a candidate for the highest office, and always thoroughly investigate any such claims PRIOR to going to press with a headline.

      The very fact that we would expend the resources to send 25 investigators to Germany, or even to the ends of the earth for that matter, to seek out the truth speaks to our integrity, and to the seriousness of the charges against Dr. Carson. We fail to see the humor in this situation.

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    2. You have to be the biggest idiot ever to walk the face of the earth, and absolutely not qualified to host a blog. The Binder twins were conjoined as infants and separated at seven months old...in 1987...sooo, they are 28 years old and certainly not in high school anymore. Do better research.

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    3. You have to be the biggest idiot ever to walk the face of the earth, and absolutely not qualified to host a blog. The Binder twins were conjoined as infants and separated at seven months old...in 1987...sooo, they are 28 years old and certainly not in high school anymore. Do better research.

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    4. Dear Annoyed -
      Speaking of idiots, did you read the subhead in the blog title, or "Why this blog is important" discussion on the right side? Perhaps you should change you screen name from "Annoyed" to "Embarrassed". But we love all our readers. God bless.

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  4. The amusing thing is that Dr Carson really did lie about performing the first successful separation of Craniopagus twins.. Dr Carson did not perform the first successful separation of Craniopagus twins. That would be Dr Stephen Minton, on May 30th, 1979 in Utah. The separation of the Hansen twins was much more successful than the separation of the Binder twins done 8 years later by Dr Carson.
    http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20083767,00.html

    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705306515/Former-conjoined-twin-honored-for-independence-excellence.html?pg=all

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  5. The pic is of James and Oliver Phelps (Actors)

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    1. Indeed this person is correct. Weasley twins from harry potter film franchisd

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  6. Dr. Carson did NOT lie, Dee. He successfully performed the first separation of craniopagus twins where BOTH lived.

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    1. The Hanson twins did survive. The Binder twins did not. One of them went into a coma and stayed that way until he died a few years later and the other one is non-verbal and requires the use of a wheelchair and can't even feed himself.

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    2. Untrue! http://imimevec51.soup.io/post/469521444/Binder-siamese-twins-where-is-she-now

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  7. This article is not satire, this is fiction garbage.

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  8. The twins were born on the 2nd of February 1987 and they were separated on the 7th of September 1987. Make sure your facts are right before you go accusing people

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