Breaking Ground: More Women Wanted

PPPS (Littleton)—We received this curious poster, so we decided to post it.

Volunteers Needed Due to Snow in DC

PPPS (Washington, DC)—The recent near-record snowfall in our nation's capitol is both a joy to school kids and a bane to government workers, many of whom have been prevented from serving the American people in their important roles.

There is one particularly tragic outcome of the snow blocking the DC streets; the State Department is apparently unable to deliver the most recent batch of 55,000 Hillary Clinton emails in response to a court order. The State Department is requesting a one-month delay.
And of course, those evil Republicans are crying foul.

In the spirit of public service, our PPPS DC Bureau Chief (who made it in to work on skis) has decided to send out a CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS to assist the staff at the State Department in meeting their deadline.

CALLING ON PATRIOTS W/ PICKUPS

Help is needed to deliver several boxes of emails across town. 

None of the emails are marked "Classified".

NO  SECURITY CLEARANCE NEEDED

REQUIRES 4WD VEHICLE WITH AMPLE SNOW CLEARANCE

REPORT TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT

IN FOGGY BOTTOM IMMEDIATELY

We hope this notice brings out some volunteers.

Related Stories:

Obama State Dept. Wants to Delay Release of Hillary Clinton's Emails Because of Snow Storm — Warner Todd Houston, Breitbart.com

Effort Underway to Block State Dept From Delaying Clinton Email Release —Leah Barkoukis, Townhall.com