PPPS (Rehobeth Beach, MD) — With all of the focus these days on President Trump's reckless war on Iran, our economy and our democracy, former President Joe Biden has been surprisingly quiet. So, we sent a crack crew of reporters to Rehobeth Beach, Maryland to find out how Joe has been spending his first year in retirement.
Instead, Joe's been busy writing a book!
Naturally, we assumed the book would be about Biden's successful term as President or a lengthy memoir documenting his long political career in DC. Our staff even speculated that the book might be of a more personal nature, a compelling story about his wonderful family, or about some hobby he has taken up in retirement, à la President George W. Bush and his portrait paintings.
In a PPPS exclusive, we have obtained a preliminary copy of the cover design for the book, to be titled Plausible Deniability - How to succeed in family business without really trying.
To quote a spokesperson for the publisher, "President Biden chose not to write the usual self-promoting memoir about his presidency or political career. As the most successful one-term president in American history, his record speaks for itself and is already well-documented. Instead, he chose to continue in his service to our country by illustrating a pathway by which others may achieve their American dream."
President Biden, because of his exhaustive schedule in retirement, complicated by his heroic battle with health issues, agreed to partner with a ghost writer on the book project. Our research indicates that the name of the ghost writer is Otto Penn, rumored to have previously worked at the White House assisting in the drafting of Biden's numerous executive orders.
In the course of research for this exclusive story, our reporters were unable to personally interview any of the Biden family. However, son Hunter, upon hearing of our investigations, challenged one of our reporters to a sword duel in a post on X.
President Biden's book is scheduled for release this summer.
