PPPS (Washington, DC)—It is with great sadness that the Pundit Pete Press Service must report that Mayor Pete Boot-Edge-Edge has ended his historic campaign for president. As the first Pete to ever run for that high office, he had the nearly unanimous support of the staff here at PPPS.
Now, based upon careful consideration of the qualifications of the other Democrat Party candidates, with an emphasis on business experience and acumen, the staff at PPPS, many of whom have applied for super delegate appointments to the Democrat National Convention, are now proud to lend their endorsement to another former mayor, Michael Bloomberg.
It is the PPPS staff consensus that Mayor Bloomberg best represents the entrepreneurial spirit so prevalent in the Democrat Party. Our staff have even printed up special t-shirts to wear at the Democrat National Convention in Milwaukee.
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