PPPS (Washington, DC)—President Biden signed a flurry of executive orders on his first day, representing policies and issues he apparently never campaigned on. Are voters starting to experience a bit of Buyer's Remorse?
We came across a couple of indicators of that online (anonymous sources).
PPPS (Philadelphia)—Our fearless leader, Pundit Pete, who is on vacation in the City of Brotherly Love, will be posting some random thought on Election Fraud.
PPPS (Littleton)—It's now up to We the People whether we will keep our Republic.
PPPS (New York City)—Unnamed sources cultivated by PPPS within the FBI and Department of Justice have revealed that there was an unpublished manuscript and book proposal on the hard disk of a laptop left by Hunter Biden at a Delaware computer repair shop.
PPPS has obtained an exclusive copy of the manuscript, along with this proposed cover for the book.
PPPS (Kiev)—Given the recent news coverage, or lack thereof, we are beginning to wonder if our future President, Joe Biden, and his family, including his son Hunter Biden, may not enjoy certain privileges that the rest of us do not.
While researching this question, a difficult task because many links to the Biden family kept disappearing, we came across this graphic located on the hard drive of a laptop mysteriously left at the PPPS headquarters some months ago. Our IT guy, Platte River Pete was about to strip the laptop of valuable recyclables when he realized that the initials HB etched onto the back of laptop could have some bearing on the Biden family research. At that point, he handed the laptop over to our chief investigative reporter, Poirot Pete.
This is just one of many graphic images that Pete found on the laptop.
PPPS (Washington DC and Moscow)—After much deliberation, we've come to the conclusion that our country is in a bit of turmoil. Therefore, at the direction of our dear leader and mentor, Pundit Pete, we are releasing the following PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. —the staff.
Note: In the interest of full disclosure, we were paid for our deliberation and conclusion by an organization called PETE PAC, along with a grant from the Committee to Save America. We disavow any knowledge of offshore funding associated with either group, or any direct ties to RUSSIA.
PPPS (Milwaukee)—We asked our resident expert, Political-Beat Pete, to summarize the first night of the Democratic Party National Convention held virtually in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Recognizing that most of our readers are low-information voters and unlikely to watch the convention. Pete chose to simplify the Democrat Party message and juxtapose their positions against those of the Republican Party, in order to present our readers with a clear choice in November. Here is what he came up with. H/T to John Kasich for the idea.
Post comments on what choice you will make in November.
Keep it clean - Pious Pete will be monitoring.
It is the PPPS staff consensus that Mayor Bloomberg best represents the entrepreneurial spirit so prevalent in the Democrat Party. Our staff have even printed up special t-shirts to wear at the Democrat National Convention in Milwaukee.
