Tuesday, December 5, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Conyers Resigns

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Our sources in the nation's capitol bring you this earth-shattering, breaking news about a member of Congress.


Updates to follow.
UPDATE: In a supreme act of unselfishness, Representative Conyers recommended that his son be appointed to replace him to represent the good people of Detroit. Now, that is the way you secure your legacy as an Icon.

IN UNRELATED NEWS: 
Swamp levels in the DC area appear to be falling. Global Warming may be the cause.

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