Happy Thanksgiving from PPPS

PPPS (Littleton)—Happy Thanksgiving from the Pundit Pete Press Service and all of the Petes.

Following Impeachment Hearings, So You Don't Have To

PPPS (Washington, DC)—We have assigned our top political correspondent, Political Beat Pete, to cover the House Intelligent Committee hearings on Impeachment of President Trump. Here is the first of our ongoing coverage and updates from the hearings.

Editor's Note: The foregoing quote of witness testimony, as reported by Political Beat Pete, is based upon the recollection of an unnamed observer in the hearing room, as Pete had briefly left the room for a bathroom break during the Christine Blasey Ford testimony.

Practical Pete's Tools of Politics Quiz

PPPS(Littleton)—In the interest of furthering the understanding and the practice of the art of politics, we commissioned our own PPPS Advice Columnist, Practical Pete, to write a book on the Tools of Politics in America.

Pete's book, soon to be released, will be titled:

TOOLS OF POLITICS 

A practical guide to winning power at all costs 

by Practical Pete

 

As part of his research for the book, Practical Pete developed a  political quiz which was administered to several focus groups consisting of PPPS low-information readers who self-selected by responding to a reader survey. The results of the survey and focus group sessions were used in evaluating the most practical tools of politics to be included in the book. We anticipate that Pete's book and the associated Tools of Politics Quiz may form the basis for instruction in political science at several leading universities, Ivy League schools in particular.

As a kind of teaser, prior to official release of Pete's book, here is a sampling of a few of the Tools of Politics Quiz questions used in Pete's research. See how you do.
 

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Editor's Note: We have been assisted in the funding of this book project by generous matching grants from the Soros Family Trust and the Make America Socialist Society (MASS).

ANSWERS TO SAMPLE QUESTIONS:

QUESTION 16: D        QUESTION 27: D        QUESTION 31: D

Poetry of Politics in the Impeachment Age

PPPS (Littleton)—We asked our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, to opine on the Impeachment Process.

December 3, 2019 Update in anticipation of Round 2.

Decmeber 5, 2019 - Pre-Holiday Update.

 
December 18, 2019 - The Day of Impeachment

Editor's Note: Any resemblance to actual limericks or poetry is purely coincidental. PPPS is not responsible for any hurt feelings which may result from the publication of these poems, and will disavow any knowledge of an employee named Poet Pete if confronted.

Challenging the Media on Impeachment

PPPS (Littleton)—Impeachment seems to be dominating the news cycle of late, and our leader, Pundit Pete, has decided to challenge other journalists with an alternative story line....

Editor's Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a theoretical whistleblower/CIA employee named Eric Ciaramella, or to the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committtee named Adam Schiff, is purely coincidental, and not intended in anyway to reveal the identities of said individuals.