The Poetry of Impeachment

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, was so moved by the impeachment process that he decided to publish this poem.

BREAKING: Dems Make Major Announcement

PPPS (Washington, DC)—BREAKING NEWS

Leaders of the Democrat Party in the House of Representatives held a news conference this morning to announce that they are conceding the 2020 elections to President Trump and other Republicans.

Details to follow.

Correction: Apparently the press conference was held to announce Articles of Impeachment.

Following Impeachment Hearings, So You Don't Have To

PPPS (Washington, DC)—We have assigned our top political correspondent, Political Beat Pete, to cover the House Intelligent Committee hearings on Impeachment of President Trump. Here is the first of our ongoing coverage and updates from the hearings.

Editor's Note: The foregoing quote of witness testimony, as reported by Political Beat Pete, is based upon the recollection of an unnamed observer in the hearing room, as Pete had briefly left the room for a bathroom break during the Christine Blasey Ford testimony.

Poetry of Politics in the Impeachment Age

PPPS (Littleton)—We asked our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, to opine on the Impeachment Process.

December 3, 2019 Update in anticipation of Round 2.

Decmeber 5, 2019 - Pre-Holiday Update.

 
December 18, 2019 - The Day of Impeachment

Editor's Note: Any resemblance to actual limericks or poetry is purely coincidental. PPPS is not responsible for any hurt feelings which may result from the publication of these poems, and will disavow any knowledge of an employee named Poet Pete if confronted.