Connecting the Dots in DC

PPPS (Littleton)—Our esteemed Editor-In-Chief and CEO, Pundit Pete, has been a keen observer of all things political for many years, and has finally reached a conclusion about the many scandals and hints of scandal circulating around our nation's capitol.

Pundit Pete has managed to collect all of those political dots and connect them with one simple question and answer.

We think he's spot on.

Congress Designates New National Holiday - NOBAMA DAY

PPPS (Washington, DC)—In a surprise, and mostly unreported special evening session on Sunday, both the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate passed legislation designating January 21, 2017 as a National Holiday to be called NOBAMA DAY.

Official Announcement Released by Congress on January 8, 2017

The legislation passed in both chambers on a voice vote after a limited time for debate. Apparently, only Republican members were in attendance, as all of the Democrat Representatives and Senators had retired for the night to watch the Golden Globe Awards.

Senator Ted Cruz (R) of Texas, key sponsor and honorary spokesperson for the new holiday, released a brief statement to the handful of reporters:

"On behalf of the long suffering American people, we, their chosen representatives, decided that it would only be appropriate to create a special holiday for America to celebrate and reflect upon the end of the eight-year Reign of Error at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." —Senator Ted Cruz