Why the Urgent Flood of Executive Orders?

 PPPS (Washington, DC) —As Pundit Pete looked out upon our nation's capitol, surrounded by fences and razor wire, and the flood of executive orders from the White House, he sat and pondered these tides of tyranny, and the sea change that threatens America. 

Dangerous Hand Sign Deciphered

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Secret hand signals have featured prominently in the news. We enlisted the help of renowned sign language expert and interpreter, Pantomime Pete, to assist Pundit Pete in the investigation of this trending phenomenon. Here's what they came up with.

Could Voters be Experiencing Buyer's Remorse?

PPPS (Washington, DC)—President Biden signed a flurry of executive orders on his first day, representing policies and issues he apparently never campaigned on. Are voters starting to experience a bit of Buyer's Remorse?

We came across a couple of indicators of that online (anonymous sources).

29-Jan-2021 UPDATE: We saw this trending online today. Source unknown.

Biden's 1st Executive Orders

PPPS (Washington, DC)—President-Elect Joe Biden plans to hit the ground running, with a number of executive orders aimed at bringing unity to America.

   

PPPS has learned that, in addition to his 100-day Mask Mandate, the newly-installed president will issue an executive order to change the logo for the Department of Homeland Security to a more welcoming and unity-inducing design. 

The new design will replace the old, out-of-vogue design depicting a a bald eagle. Border Patrol agents are expected to have new uniforms depicting the logo in time for the arrival of the first caravan of illegal immigrants currently breaching the border between Honduras and Guatemala.

UPDATE Jan. 22, 2020: After posting this article we learned about the actual executive orders issued by President Biden on his first 1/2 day in office, some of which are quite controversial. With regard to the immigration issue, apparently our new president went a bit further than just changing a logo and creating a welcoming environment, and put a stop on exporting any illegal aliens. While we appreciate the kind sentiment, we fear these actions may have broad implications on our economy.

The president ended up issuing 25 orders on Day 1. Among them was an order to allow for boy (men) to participate in girls (women) sports. Another was to stop the Keystone XL pipeline project. 

Apparently this angered one of our loyal readers, a Democrat, who responded with this comment. We are not sure what the last part of that comment means, but we have a new policy here at PPPS to never discuss ERECTION FR@UD.