NYT Named Racist Rag of Record

PPPS (New York)—With the hiring of new editorial board member Sarah Jeong for her insightful views on race, the New York Times has earned another esteemed title as the Racist Rag of Record.

Best Satire Post Ever - We Wish We Had Done It

PPPS (New York)—The New York Times has just released what could arguably be called the best satire post ever, in the form of a mea culpa letter to its readers. In an amusing twist, The Grey Lady, the Newspaper of Record, has now decided to start practicing journalism.

Here is the letter, H/T to Times reporter Sydney Ember @melbournecoa:

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We have to admit that with the New York Times starting to practice journalism, we may have to look elsewhere for inspiration for our editorial policy:

Current PPPS Editorial Policy:

TRUTH HAS CONSEQUENCES, which is why we try and stay away from it as much as possible.

Previous PPPS Editorial Policy:

We may make stuff up, but at least we're accurate and truthful - kind of like the Mainstream Media, except for the accurate and truthful parts.