Friday, February 9, 2018

Military Parades Are Really Cool

PPPS (Peoyangchang, South Korea)—We understand that there has been a bit of an uproar over President Trump's desire to have a military parade in our nation's capitol.

So we asked our North Korea correspondent, Pyongyang Pete, who has considerable experience observing military parades, to pause from his duties reporting on the North Korean Women's Olympic Hockey Team, and offer some perspective.

Friday, February 2, 2018

FBI Releases Memo - Comey & Clinton Exonerated

PPPS (Washington, DC)—In a surprising twist, an unnamed source at the FBI has released a memo from the Hillary Clinton email investigation which appears to exonerate both former FBI Director James Comey and former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton of any wrongdoing in the "Matter".

The document, dubbed the "The Memo That Explains Everything" was an attachment to the following early morning news release posted on the official FBI web site:

Key Document in Hillary Clinton Email Investigation Matter Attached
FBI Headquarters, Washington, DC, February 2, 2018, 05:30 Hours – At the direction of eseginonongonon, Chief FBI ajdfaofinna-gnnoinso, the Federal Bureau of Investigations makes available the attached document titled The Memo That Explains Everything. This document is responsive to information requests by Members of the U.S. Congress, the Media and Other Interested Parties.
This document was key to the decision by former Director James Comey, in consultation with addfem oonsldfn, sdofsde dooo, and odsoduu ddodoee, to not recommend criminal prosecution in the Hillary Clinton email Matter. The attached document was recently declassified after lengthy review and deliberation by members of the FBI and DOJ Secret Society Oversight Committee.  
With the release of this document, all relevant and responsive material has been provided and the Matter is considered CLOSED.
Attachment: Memo
For More information or clarification, Contact:
Adfdfo odoeono, Assistant Deputy FBI Special Communications Directo
Some members of Extreme Right-Wing News Media (Hannity and others) are cynically speculating that the release of the subject memo is intended as a distraction from the forthcoming release of the "FISA Memo" by the House Intelligence Committee.

PPPS offers no opinion on the Matter. We report the news. We don't interpret it. That is up to our readers.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

PPPS Hires Fake News Director


In order to better compete with other major news organizations in the current news market, the Pundit Pete Press Service announced today the creation of a new staff position,  DIRECTOR OF FAKE NEWS.
Phony Pete, Fake News Director

After an exhaustive search and interviews with many, many talented and qualified journalists, PPPS is proud to announce the hiring of Phony Pete as our new Director of Fake News. 

Phony Pete hails from another news organization (which we shall not name) and claims to have been a Fake News Award winning  White House Correspondent, although for this type of position, resume credentials are always considered suspect.

Pete, did however, present numerous, verifiable, news story examples which clearly qualified as fake news - so many, in fact, that we gave up on reading them after the first 200 or so. Most, it turned out, had a common theme, criticism of the current president, a fake news meme that we can certainly get on board with, and a key element in maintaining market share.

Phony Pete, upon hearing of his selection for the Fake News Director position, was quoted as saying,
"I am so thrilled to accept this job with the Pundit Pete Press Service, the premier fake news organization in America. People don't realize the constant pressures involved with pretending to deliver "objective" news content. At PPPS, I will have the freedom to direct staff in genuine fake news reporting on a daily basis. I couldn't be happier."

Note:  Any image resemblance to a certain well-known journalist is purely coincidental and should be considered as "fake news".

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Some of FBI Text Messages Found

PPPS (Littleton)—Based upon a hunch, PPPS staff searched our own Editor-in-Chief, Pundit Pete's personal cell phone. We now believe we may have located at least some of the missing text messages from the five-month gap in the FBI records. As Pundit Pete finally admitted....

Monday, January 22, 2018

Picking Stock Winners In A Swamp-Draining Environment

PPPS (New York)—We asked our financial adviser, Prognosticator Pete, for some advise on picking stocks during the current unrest in government and "draining the swamp" environment taking hold in our nation's capitol. Here was his advice on a winning stock pick.

Note: PPPS does not endorse stock picks and is not responsible for any losses so incurred.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

An Important Milestone - One Year Later

PPPS (Littleton, CO)—Today marks the one-year anniversary of an important milestone in our nation's history. Some liken it to the point in time when the "oceans of misery began to recede". Others have said Armageddon was avoided on that day, and that the evidence is there, if people would only just "add up all the crumbs."

As reported by PPPS a year ago, Congress declared this day in 2017 to be a national holiday. 

We think that today should be celebrated each and every year going forward.

So, citizens of America, drop what you are doing for a minute, stand tall as proud Americans, and let out a collective "Yippee".

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Thoughts on Today's Women's March

PPPPS (Wasthington, DC)

BREAKING NEWS: #SchumerShutdown Begins

PPPS (Washington, DC)—After negotiations to continue funding federal deficit spending broke down in the Senate, the Democrats' shutdown of the federal government began at midnight this morning.

Because the Trump administration refuses to weaponize what is being referred to as the #SchumerShutdown, most Americans won't notice a thing. Our staff has summed it up nicely.

There are a few others, however who see the #SchumerShutdown in a more serious light - take this tweet for example:

We at PPPS, however, find it hard to believe that the much-admired Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (of #SchumerShutdown fame) of New York, and other Democrats in Congress, would EVER put any political maneuver or partisan politics above the interests of their fellow American citizens, the government services they may receive, the people who defend our nation, or the booming economy which is lifting millions out of poverty.

That thought is just too implausible to believe, the above tweet message not withstanding.


Historical Notes: PPPPS also covered a previous government shutdown in October, 2013 caused by evil Republicans, one Senator Ted Cruz in particular, in an attempt to defund the highly successful Affordable Care Act (sometimes referred to as Obamacare) before it could benefit millions and millions of Amercicans and transform our healthcare system for the better.

Following are some PPPS articles from that time:

Our own loyal reader, Citizen Pete, offered up an amendment in hopes of resolving the impasse. 

Citizen Offers Obamacare Amendment to Resolve Government Shutdown Crisis - October 4, 2013

Click to enlarge & view

Citizen Pete also offered an opinion, after his first attempt stop the shutdown failed.

End of the Obama Shutdown - A Citizen's Reflection and Plan of Action - October 17, 2013

And as a followup to the characterization that President Obama may have weaponized that October shutdown at the expense of our veterans, PPPS published this, along with a poignant photograph.

Will President Obama Be Able to Mend Fences With Veterans? - May 30, 2014

Friday, January 12, 2018

Advice for Democrats in 2018

PPPS (Washington, DC)—In light of the failure of Armageddon to ensue following the passage of the GOP Tax Reform Bill, our Editor-in-Chief, Pundit Pete, had this advise for Democrats in 2018.

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Best of 2017 From the Pundit Pete Press Service

PPPS (Littleton)—Once again, it is time to wrap the eventful year of 2017 with a review of some of the best posts from the Pundit Pete Press Service, as determined by our readers and staff.

Biggest Scoop of National Importance by PPPS in 2017 - This story, posted on March 5, 2017, about apparent Russian collusion among Trump associates, may yet lead to the impeachment of President Donald Trump.

BREAKING: Suspicious Russian Connections Among Trump Supporters at Denver Rally


Most Effective Post from a Loyal Reader - This message, received from the mysterious Patriot Pete and directed to members of the U.S. Senate, very likely resulted in the successful appointment of a U.S. Supreme Court Justice.
April 4, 2017 - Patriot Pete Sends Message to Senate on Gorsuch Nomination

Another Effective Post - This graphic, posted at PPPS on June 24, 2017, was instrumental in influencing the debate among Democrats.

The proof: Nancy is still there.


Least Effective Post from 2017 - It was hoped that this graphic, posted on Thanksgiving, 2017, would result in healing for our nation and Al Franken's continued service to  the people of Minnesota. 

Alas, it was not to be. 

However, in postponing his official resignation until January 2, 2018, Senator Franken was able to molest the American taxpayers by cashing in on a couple more paid holidays, and to ensure his celebrity status by being the butt of jokes for at least one day in 2018.


Best Suggestion for a New National Holiday Posted on January 10, 2017


Best Actual Interview (Non-Satire Category) by a PPPS Staff Member - Our CEO, Pundit Pete, got to interview Katie Pavlich at the Western Conservative Summit, July 22, 2007.


Best Article by an Actual Journalist (Non-Satire Category) - Citizen Caryn, loyal reader and friend to more Petes than she would like to admit, has actually worked as a professional journalist and wrote this article for PPPS.


Most Re-Tweeted Graphic in 2017 @Pundit_Pete(from The Hillary Collection)


Best Fake News Most Likely to Turn Out to Be True - This post, direct from the fevered imagination of Pundit Pete, may be closer to the truth than anything reported in 2017.

Clinton-Lynch Tarmac Conversation Revealed - September 18, 2017


Most Prophetic Post from 2016, Proven True in 2017 This commentary, originally posted on July 7, 2016, was revealed in 2017 to have been remarkably on-the-money.                                                                                                                                                                          Our Conclusion from the Clinton Email Case                                                                                                                  Scary, huh? 


Interesting STATS: PPPS Is Serving the World With Important News



Tuesday, December 5, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Conyers Resigns

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Our sources in the nation's capitol bring you this earth-shattering, breaking news about a member of Congress.

Updates to follow.
UPDATE: In a supreme act of unselfishness, Representative Conyers recommended that his son be appointed to replace him to represent the good people of Detroit. Now, that is the way you secure your legacy as an Icon.

Swamp levels in the DC area appear to be falling. Global Warming may be the cause.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving From All of the Petes

PPPS (Littleton)—We at the Pundit Pete Press Service have much to be thankful for, and at the top of that list are God, country and our many loyal readers. And so we wish all a Happy Thanksgiving, and offer up this simple advice and encouragement for discussion around the dinner table in celebration of the freedoms that make America great.


Reasons to Keep Al Franken in the Senate

PPPS (Washington, DC)—After careful evaluation of the facts, and consideration of his exemplary service to our country, the Pundit Pete Press Service presents three compelling reasons why Al Franken should stay in the U.S. Senate.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Pundit Pete's Question for Today

PPPS (Littleton)—In the interest of education and of stimulating healthy conversation on issues in the news, our esteemed leader, Pundit Pete will be posting a daily question and answer for our readers.

Here is the first.

For more information on this issue, you might find this current news item from the Daily Caller to be helpful:  Fusion GPS Partners Plead Fifth

Monday, September 18, 2017

Clinton-Lynch Tarmac Conversation Revealed

Video capture photo from the Event Chronicle (see below)
PPPS (Phoenix)—As most people know by now, former President Bill Clinton, and Attorney General Loretta Lynch had a conversation about golf and grand kids in a plane on the tarmac at the Phoenix airport on June 27, 2016.

Based upon newly released emails and other bits of information, our esteemed Editor-in-Chief, Pundit Pete has pieced together his interpretation of that now famous conversation.

Here is how Pundit Pete imagines the conversation went:

Bill Clinton: Loretta, how good to see you.
Loretta Lynch: This is quite a surprise, Mr. President.
BC: Well, I just thought I would drop by and say hello. How are your grand kids by the way?
LL: Oh, they are fine, thanks for asking.
BC: That's great. Just remember, we know where they live, if you catch my drift.
LL: (nods)
BC: Now, Loretta, you know I can't really talk to you about Hillary's email matter. Those damned Fox News folks might perceive something the matter with that. As might some of those damned Republican committee members.
LL: No Mr. President, we couldn't talk about that matter.
BC: No, we couldn't. So, my suggestion, should that matter ever come up, is that you might want to consider taking the day off and playing golf.
LL: Golf, Mr. President?
BC: Yes, wonderful sport. Popular with former, and some active Presidents, and many former Attorneys General who decided to take matters into their own hands.
LL: I see Mr. President. One would not want to take up golf prematurely.
BC: Exactly. Glad you view the sport in its proper perspective. Maybe we could play a round after you retire at the end of Hillary's second term, or to celebrate your Supreme Court appointment.
LL: That would be very nice Mr. President, and an honor.
BC: Well, matters being what they are, perhaps we should wait. Besides, it's too damned hot to play golf here in Phoenix in the summer.

Notes: The photo was included in a March 20, 2017 article about the Tarmac meeting in The Event Chronicle. It appears to be a screen capture of a security camera video obtained by ABC News.

The above referenced conversation is derived from the fevered imagination of Pundit Pete, and to the extent it mirrors the actual conversation between former President Bill Clinton and former Attorney General Loretta Lynch is purely coincidental.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Two Thoughts on Racism

PPPS (Littleton)—We are concerned about the heightened state of racial tension in America of late.

On one side, Democrats, Leftist Radicals and the Mainstream Media are working in concert to accuse anyone who is a white male, or agrees with a white male (regardless of skin color or gender), or who is conservative, or a Republican, or a Trump supporter, or a Christian, or likes football, or loves the Star Spangled Banner, or flies a U.S. flag, or admires a statue, or supports free speech, of being a RACIST and WHITE SUPREMACIST.

On the other side, we have millions of Americans who resent being labeled something they are not, while many conservative pundits and leading Republicans feel it is necessary to apologize for being associated with those same Americans, or worse, agreeing with the accusations.

In that context, we thought we might interject two simple truths into this insane discussion.

One is from our esteemed CEO, Pundit Pete, and the other is in the form of a decal created by Citizen Caryn, a loyal reader who we greatly admire and friend to more Petes than she would like to admit.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

PPPS Hires, Immediately Suspends New Reporter

Reporter Robert E. Lee Pete
PPPS (Littleton)—In an effort to broaden our coverage and include more stories about events occurring in the southern portion of the country, the Pundit Pete Press Service was proud to announce the hiring of a new reporter, Robert E. Lee Pete, based out of Stone Mountain, a suburb of Atlanta.

However, as a result of protesters currently picketing in front of our Littleton, Colorado offices and threatening to overturn the statue of our  founder and CEO, Pundit Pete, and in response to a certain campaign of internet shaming taking place on Twitter and Facebook, we have decided to suspend our new reporter indefinitely, pending a suitable name change.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Playing the Racist Symbol Elimination Game

PPPS (Littleton)—America seems to be in a fever to eliminate all vestiges and symbols of its racist past. In that vein, our own Diversity Director, Pigment-Challenged Pete, offered up a suggestion to help heal our nation.

h/t Governor Mike Huckabee

Friday, August 18, 2017

Commentary on Charlottesville

PPPS (Litttleton)—An earth shattering event took place in Charlottesville, Virginia last weekend wherein two or more loser factions created by or associated with the Democrat Party decided to wage a street battle with tragic consequences for one innocent young woman, Heather Heyer, along with many others injured.

The response to these events has been a media onslaught which appears to be intended more to destroy the Presidency of Donald Trump and a number of statues around the country, than anything to do with violence or race relations.

But quite frankly, we are at a loss for words. Instead we think this young woman, named Candace Owens, who tweets @RedPillBlack, sums it up perfectly.

h/t Casper Stockham - check out his Seeds of Dignity Coalition

Friday, August 4, 2017

Pious Pete Opines on State of Political Discourse

PPPS (Littletton)—Our Religion Editor, Pious Pete, offers his opinion of the current state of political dialogue.