Saturday, June 24, 2017

Will Nancy Pelosi Remain As House Minority Leader?

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Rumors have been circulating around this town that Representative Nancy Pelosi is in danger of losing her job as House Minority Leader in the wake of the recent special election losses in Georgia and South Carolina.

In response to these rumors, a movement has formed to save Rep. Pelosi's job, with this new hashtag #SaveNancyPelosi trending on Twitter. We recently received this promotional literature from a Pelosi fan and decided to share it with our readers.

Note: the Pundit Pete Press Service does not promote or endorse any candidates for political office, including party leadership positions.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Citizen Opines on Lowering Political Hostility After VA Shooting

PPPS (Littleton)—We received this short opinion piece about the violent discourse and now actual violence which seems to characterize political debate in our country. It was submitted by a loyal reader, and sometimes contributor, Citizen Pete. 

On Lowering Political Hostility

Now that the latest terrorist attack on Republicans points directly back to the Left's irresponsible, hateful and violent rhetoric, the Democrats are suddenly all about "easing political hostility" in America, as if there was ever any equivalence in this matter as between the sides.
This is just more of the same evil from the Left, including the leadership of the Democrat Party. They have no capacity for self inspection or correction. 
In fact, even after an actual act of violence mimics the undisguised and oft-stated intentions of members of the media, entertainers and Democrats (all really one and the same), projection is still their main game.
The logical progression of this projection will be that Trump caused the violence, aided by Deplorables and the Tea Party, and approved of by Republicans.
Oh, and of course, guns.
Citzen Pete, June 16, 2017

Note: PPPS is not responsible for the content of this editorial, and if threatened with violence by those who oppose or disagree with the content of this editorial, reserves the right to deny any knowledge of, or association with, Citizen Pete, or if necessary, with anyone else named Pete. —the Staff

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Gunman in VA Appears to be a Dem and Bernie Sanders Supporter

From FB page - photo not confirmed
PPPS (Littleton)—Based upon a report in the Washington Post this morning, the gunman in the shooting of Republican House Majority Whip Steve Scalise has been identified as James T. Hogkinson of Belleville, Illinois.

We are not certain, but based upon an examination of a Facebook page for James T. Hodgkinson of Bellville, Illinois, he appears to be an active Democrat and Bernie Sanders supporter. Here is what PPPS believes to be a photo of Mr. Hodgkinson.

Given the mainstream media's open hatred of President Trump and Republicans, presentation of violent images and encouragement of assassination by Hollywood celebs and CNN, the recent play showing the knifing of our President, and the violence spouted on campuses by Antifa and other groups, all encouraged, supported, or at a minimum ignored by our left-wing press, it is not surprising that some Democrat out their would turn this rhetoric into real violence. Shameful.

We will be waiting to see how the media and leading Democrats and Mr. Sanders respond to this terrorist act. Our guess, it will all be blamed on guns and President Trump.

Following also are some screen captures from his FB page.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Reader Comments on James Comey Testimony

PPPS (Littleton)—It seems like all of Washington, DC is talking about yesterday's testimony by former FBI Director James Comey. Each side of the political spectrum is reading into it what they want. However, a comment received from one of our loyal readers, Passionate Pete, perhaps sums it up best.

Note: PPPS is not responsible for and does not necessarily endorse comments submitted by readers.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Reaction to Trump's Denial of Paris Climate Accord

PPPS(Stockholm)—Our friend, Progressive Pete, while on vacation in Europe, decided to offer his learned opinion on the impact of President Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accord.

While we are not prepared at this time to confirm all of the specific details encapsulated within Pete's Prediction, from a media perspective, this is exactly the type of reaction we like to report. It appeals to the low-information readers our advertisers most covet.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Tolerance - Where Have You Gone?

PPPS (Littleton)—Commentary from Pixel Pete and his friend, Liberal Lament.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Patriot Pete Sends Message to Senate on Gorsuch Nomination

PPPS (Peetz, Colorado)—In the midst of a spring snowstorm, a mysterious man on horseback pounded on our door early this morning and handed us this note. We decided to publish it.

A Message to the U.S. Senate in Regards to the Pending Nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch to the United States Supreme Court:
Listen up you Lazy, good-for-nothing bunch of Liars, Thieves and Self Promoters. The Patience of We the People has been been rendered Dangerously thin.
The honorable Judge Neil Gorsuch is a Decent Man dedicated to the Constitution and the Rule of Law, concepts you may not be familiar with. But We the People have taken note of his Character, despite the efforts of Democrats and their Conspirators in the Press to Denigrate him. Judge Gorsuch hails from the Great State of Colorado, where men and women value what Liberty we still Hold, Despite the Indignities Imposed upon us by Traitors in Washington, DC.
Who cares what Democrats think or grouse about? They are all Enemies of We the People and our Constitution.
Who cares about Trivial Senate Rules, purported to bring Honor and Decorum to a Chamber where there is none?

It is time for Senators to stop Spouting Nonsense and Start Listening to We the People. You wast our Precious Time and hard-earned Money on Pointless and Incoherent speeches and delaying tactics.
The next Supreme Court session is about to begin, and We need all hands on deck to Defend our Freedoms. 
Don't make me ride my Trusted Steed across this beautiful land to Washington, DC - I may just gather a few Trusted Patriots to join me along the way.
Respectfully submitted, this 4th of April, in the Year of Our Lord, two thousand and seventeen.
Patriot Pete
Peetz, Colorado

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Climate Quote of the Day from Professor Pete

PPPS (Oxford)—Noted scientist and philosopher, Professor Pete, DMA, offers up our quote-of-the-day on the subject of Climate Science.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

BREAKING: Suspicious Russian Connections Among Trump Supporters at Denver Rally

PPPS (Denver)—Accusations by the Media and other members of the Democrat Party that the Trump Campaign was coordinating with the Russian government may have been confirmed by supporters at a Trump Rally in Denver yesterday.

During the past week, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has been forced to admit that he met with Russian Ambassador Sergey Ivanovich Kislyak and has now recused himself from any investigations of Russian influence on the Trump election.

Trump supporters welcoming the protesters.
PPPS investigators decided to interview Trump supporters at a rally today on the steps of the Colorado State Capitol regarding the accusations of Russian influence. The results of our investigation were truly shocking.
Friendly protesters were there to encourage open discussion.

Perhaps encouraged by the protesters who showed up to participate in friendly discussions, many Trump supporters were remarkably open to admitting that they too had met with the Russian ambassador when interviewed by our PPPS reporters.

In fact, based upon our random interviews, the Russian ambassador apparently met with an astounding number of Trump supporters during just a few short visits to Colorado. There can no longer be any doubt of Russian influence on the election, as evidenced by candidate Trump coming within 5 percentage points of winning the election over Hillary Clinton in Colorado.

Following is a random sample of the Colorado Trump supporters (and one supporter from Denmark) who met with Ambassador Kislyak. (Click to enlarge the photos, there might be someone you know.)

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Trumps' Hiring Freeze Backfires - Obama Appointments to Remain in Charge

President Trump and Chief-of-Staff Reince Priebus with new hiring freeze order.

PPPS(Washington, DC)—In an ironic twist only possible in DC, the hurried executive order signed last Monday to impose a hiring freeze on all federal employment, appears to have backfired on President Trump and is now preventing his appointment of any new Cabinet Secretaries, over 4,000 other high level appointments, and his upcoming selection of a Supreme Court Justice.

Senator Schumer (D) NY
The hiring freeze was expanded to include presidential appointments in a controversial ruling by Judge Loretta Lynch of the D.C. Circuit Court issued early this morning. The ruling was in response to a midnight petition filed jointly by Senator Charles Schumer of New York and the Open Societies Foundations, an obscure DC Beltway think tank.

Judge Loretta Lynch
The ruling establishes that any hiring freeze instituted by the President in an Executive Order must apply equally to ALL federal government branches and appointments, not just to civil service employees, citing the Equal Protection Clause of the U.S. Constitution. Furthermore, in what some critics are saying is an overly broad interpretation of that Clause, Judge Lynch ruled that the same principle also applies to the President's power to remove appointees from office, essentially creating a simultaneous "firing freeze".

The practical result of this ruling, and the President's own executive order, is that no new Cabinet or lower level appointments not already approved by the Senate prior to last Monday, January 23rd, are likely to take office any time soon, and that all existing Cabinet and department heads, many of whom were appointed by President Obama, will remain in office, even those who may have turned in their resignations or have been fired since the executive order was issued.

Naturally, the mainstream press and other Democrats are celebrating the ruling this morning, and the conservative "fake news" organizations and pundits are outraged. No formal response has yet been issued by the Trump administration, in part due to confusion about who would be authorized to issue that response. As further evidence of the shocking setback to President Trumps accelerated pace of action, the President has yet to tweet on the matter.

Acting Attorney General Yates
Acting Attorney General Sally Yates represented the federal government in the midnight court hearing, and is purported to have provided a "friend of the court" brief on the firing freeze issue which was ultimately adopted in Judge Lynch's ruling.

Judge Loretta Lynch, formerly the U.S. Attorney General, is the newest member of the D.C. Circuit Court, having been appointed by President Obama in a secret recess appointment during the 30-second interval on January 3, 2017 between the gaveling out of the previous U.S. Senate session and the gaveling in of the current Senate session. Judge Lynch's appointment and swearing in took place in Air Force One while parked on the tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base, shortly after President Obama's return from a well-earned vacation in Hawaii.

The only available photo of Judge Lynch's appointment, January 3, 2017
Judge Lynch was apparently the only member of the D.C. Circuit Court on call last night to hear the midnight petition and make a ruling.

Friday, January 27, 2017

Are Womens' Marchers Guilty of Child Abuse?

PPPS (Washington, DC)—We have all seen the costumes, the nasty signs and heard the f-bombs hurled about by angry women at the recent marches in DC and other cities around the country.

But have you noticed the children in the crowds? What kind of parent exposes a child to such evil?

We are in an age when social services can take your children away from you for allowing them to walk home alone from school or play outside unattended at the neighborhood park - activities most of us grew up doing.

But exposing a child to the vulgarity of a Madonna, or the parade of vaginas in the street, or the f-bombs hurled through the air or printed on signs, or even using your kids to promote those messages - why is that not considered child abuse?

Perhaps we already know the reason why...

H/T to my friend Derrick for originally posting these photos.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Quote of the Day about #FakeNews

PPPS (Littleton)—A little quote from Pundit Pete, founder of a genuine fake news organization.
A deliciously delightful and delectable dessert designed to cover up the flavor of the daily dish of deceptive news served up by the Privileged Progressive Press. A practice they now falsely project onto their opponents as a poison to the public palate that must be removed from the menu.
—Pundit Pete, 2017

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Quote of the Day - the Media is Corrosive

PPPS (Littleton)—Our esteemed (and often much maligned) CEO and Editor-in-Chief, Pundit Pete made a pronouncement so profound that we thought we should share it (plus he asked us to). —the Staff
The privilege enjoyed by the Media, and the corruption in its ranks, has been perhaps the most corrosive force in America over the past few decades, as the Media has promoted and covered for the Progressive Privilege in the other elements of our civil society, to the effect that our society is no longer civil.
—Pundit Pete, 2017

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Congress Designates New National Holiday - NOBAMA DAY

PPPS (Washington, DC)—In a surprise, and mostly unreported special evening session on Sunday, both the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate passed legislation designating January 21, 2017 as a National Holiday to be called NOBAMA DAY.

Official Announcement Released by Congress on January 8, 2017
The legislation passed in both chambers on a voice vote after a limited time for debate. Apparently, only Republican members were in attendance, as all of the Democrat Representatives and Senators had retired for the night to watch the Golden Globe Awards.

Senator Ted Cruz (R) of Texas, key sponsor and honorary spokesperson for the new holiday, released a brief statement to the handful of reporters:
"On behalf of the long suffering American people, we, their chosen representatives, decided that it would only be appropriate to create a special holiday for America to celebrate and reflect upon the end of the eight-year Reign of Error at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." —Senator Ted Cruz

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Trump's Proposed Hacking Solution - No Kitchen Table Diplomacy Here

Declassified Photo 12/31/2016                          Source: Pres-Elect Trump

Trump bungalow at Mara Lago
PPPS (Mara Lago)—In a rebuttal to President Obama's announcement to expel Russian diplomats as punishment for alleged Russian hacking and exposure of Democrat Party election corruption, President-Elect Donald Trump issued a very brief statement this morning at his vacation home in Mara Lago, Florida.

Here is his statement:
"President Obama had his chances to protect our nation's cyber security, but he canceled a key cyber warfare weapons program and chose to ignore the problem until it impacted the Democrat Party. Then, between golf outings, and in a pathetic attempt to delegitimize my Huge election victory, he chose a weak Kitchen Table Diplomacy solution which he thought would frighten Putin. What a loser. Putin could not be happier.
On my first day in office, I will issue an executive order to immediately resume building and deployment of a terrific new cyber security weapon, to be completed by the end of my first month in office, right after I've built that wall along the Mexican border....which, by the way, Mexico will pay for. 
This weapon is so deadly and so precise that Russia and China, and probably even North Korea and Iran, will immediately end their cyber attacks on our nation's key data infrastructure. I may not even have to use it.....but then again, I might. 
Oh, and by the way, I'll get China to pay for it.
Thank you. No questions at this time. My staff will release a declassified photo of the new weapon, so that the you corrupt press folks can freak out and write more lies about me. 
Happy New Year everyone. We are going to Make America Great Again."

Immediately after the conclusion of the President-Elect's statement, we were issued the photo of the new cyber security weapon that appears at the top of this news article.

There was no immediate response from President Obama, who is vacationing in Hawaii.

There are rumors that the Trump administration my also be developing a plan to address the domestic hacking problem, most often perpetrated by young males living in their parents' basements. Our sources indicate the new program has been dubbed the "Basement Bunker Buster Bomb Project" - but that has not been confirmed. Quoting one unnamed source: "We'll be able to take them out while they're still in their pajamas."