Election Day in America - Choose Wisely

PPPS (Littleton)—It's now up to We the People whether we will keep our Republic.

Did Biden Steal a Page From the Clinton Playbook?

PPPS (New York City)—Unnamed sources cultivated by PPPS within the FBI and Department of Justice have revealed that there was an unpublished manuscript and book proposal on the hard disk of a laptop left by Hunter Biden at a Delaware computer repair shop. 

PPPS has obtained an exclusive copy of the manuscript, along with this proposed cover for the book.

In our initial review of the book manuscript, PPPS investigators discovered a number of passages which bore a remarkable resemblance to passages included in a similar guide to business success written and published by fellow Democrats, Bill and Hillary Clinton in their New York Times best seller book titled DEAD BROKE NO MORE. You may recall their book from it's famous cover.

Is There a Biden Privilege?

PPPS (Kiev)—Given the recent news coverage, or lack thereof, we are beginning to wonder if our future President, Joe Biden, and his family, including his son Hunter Biden, may not enjoy certain privileges that the rest of us do not.

While researching this question, a difficult task because many links to the Biden family kept disappearing, we came across this graphic located on the hard drive of a laptop mysteriously left at the PPPS headquarters some months ago. Our IT guy, Platte River Pete was about to strip the laptop of valuable recyclables when he realized that the initials HB etched onto the back of laptop could have some bearing on the Biden family research. At that point, he handed the laptop over to our chief investigative reporter, Poirot Pete.

This is just one of many graphic images that Pete found on the laptop.

Editor's Disclaimer: PPPS, its employees and affiliates, are not responsible for the contents of random laptops left on our premises. Furthermore, if pressed on this issue, we will arrange for Facebook, Google and Twitter to eliminate all references, links and follow-up articles connected to this post. If further pressed, we will turn over the subject laptop, and all of its contents, to an appropriate trustworthy and independent authority such as the Democrat Party or the FBI.

Biden Emails - Poetic Justice

PPPS (Kiev)—With the recent revelations posted in the New York Post about emails recovered from a laptop once owned by Hunter Biden, we thought it appropriate to repost a poem by our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete.

NOTE: We are experiencing technical difficulties.  We are having trouble getting the link to the New York Post article to work.  Mmm....maybe if we use headline size, it will fool the censors.

Emails reveal how Hunter Biden tried to cash in big on behalf of family with Chinese firm

Big Tech is in the tank for Biden, Democrats: Devine

Public Service Announcement from PPPS

PPPS (Washington DC and Moscow)—After much deliberation, we've come to the conclusion that our country is in a bit of turmoil. Therefore, at the direction of our dear leader and mentor, Pundit Pete, we are releasing the following PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.  —the staff.

Note: In the interest of full disclosure, we were paid for our deliberation and conclusion by an organization called PETE PAC, along with a grant from the Committee to Save America. We disavow any knowledge of offshore funding associated with either group, or any direct ties to RUSSIA.

Night One - DNC Convention

PPPS (Milwaukee)—We asked our resident expert, Political-Beat Pete, to summarize the first night of the Democratic Party National Convention held virtually in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 

Recognizing that most of our readers are low-information voters and unlikely to watch the convention. Pete chose to simplify the Democrat Party message and juxtapose their positions against those of the Republican Party, in order to present our readers with a clear choice in November. Here is what he came up with. H/T to John Kasich for the idea.

Post comments on what choice you will make in November.

Keep it clean - Pious Pete will be monitoring.

Racism is garbage message on a mug.

 PPPS(Littleton)—A message on a mug is taking the country by surprise.

Our PPPS readers may recognize this message, created by loyal reader and sometimes contributor, Citizen Caryn. 

Caryn tells us you can buy this coffee mug and share with friends to help overcome both racism, and the race-card carrying industry. Plus, it makes people think. Pundit Pete has personally carried a sign with this message in Denver's annual MLK Day Parade, and everyone loves it. 

Black Lives Matter Observation

PPPS (Minneapolis) —An observation from our Editor-In-Chief, Pundit Pete.

Pete's Plan to Save America

PPPS (Littleton) —With our country facing increasing economic hardship, dangerous anarchy, and loss of both civil discourse and civil liberties, our Editor-in-Chief, Pundit Pete, has boiled our problems down to one consistent cause and one simple solution to Save America.

Revisiting the Scandal Free Obama Administration

PPPS (Washington, DC)—With the press and Democrats in our nation's capitol trying to contain the recent outbreak of transcript fever, we thought it would help if we assigned a name to the causal virus.

Biden Falsely Claims He Sponsored Endangered Species Act

PPPS (Chicago)—In an Illinois Video Town Hall yesterday, Presidential Candidate Joe Biden claimed to have sponsored the Endangered Species Act early in his senate career, which began in 1973 as the junior Senator from Delaware.

The only successful caller to the town hall, which only lasted 4 ½ minutes due to technical difficulties, posed this two-part question:
"Do you support the Endangered Species Act, and will you prohibit animals from being brought into this country for trophies?"

Former Vice President Biden answered "Yes and yes" to both parts.

He then went on to assert that "One of the things I did early on in my career as a U.S. senator was, I was one of the sponsors of the Endangered Species Act."

The Endangered Species Act originated in the U.S. Senate in June of 1973, was eventually passed by both houses and signed by President Nixon later that year.  The original senate bill (S. 1983) was sponsored by Senator Harrison Williams, Jr. of New Jersey. The bill had eight cosponsors, including the senior senator from Delaware at the time, Republican William Roth, Jr.

Senator Joe Biden was neither a sponsor, nor a cosponsor of the Endangered Species Act. Period.

In fact, a review Senator Biden's legislative record indicates that he was seldom a sponsor or cosponsor on environmental legislation, compared to his other areas of interest.

Of the 1,071 bills he sponsored over his career in the Senate spanning 1973 through 2006, only 10 were related to environmental protection, and none included endangered species in the title.

Of the 3,374 bills Senator Biden cosponsored, only 58 were related to environmental protection, and of those, only one was related to endangered species. That was S. 675, entered in 1987 as "Authorization for Appropriations for the Endangered Species Act of 1973". There were 47 cosponsors on the bill, Senator Joe Biden and the Republican Senator from Delaware, among them.

As a senator for more than three decades, Joe Biden certainly understands the difference between the terms sponsor and a cosponsor on a bill. For him to claim to be a sponsor of Endangered Species Act in 1973, early in his senate career, is false. His listing as a cosponsor on an appropriations bill fourteen years later also fails to meet the "sponsor" claim he made.

Joe Biden makes stuff up. And, as evidenced by the Illinois Town Hall video (and numerous other examples), he and his team were incapable of conducting a simple and coherent video town hall exercise, something many politicians regularly do on Facebook or other venues. This man and his team, SHOULD NOT be elected to the office of president of this great country.

You can watch the video, posted on a Biden campaign Facebook page, check the links we have provided, and make up your own mind.


Editor's Note: As a satire blog, we normally are proud to make up fake news for our readers' entertainment, and unlike most of the mainstream media, we readily admit it. There are instances, however, where the actions of some politicians (Democrats mostly) are so outrageous that literally, we could not make this stuff up. This is one of those instances. With that said, we are obliged to offer up this content warning to indicate that the preceding quotes, video link,  investigative journalism, and fact checking are all real. Don't be fooled. 
THIS IS NOT SATIRE.

BREAKING: Mayor Pete Out, Bloomberg on the Rise

PPPS (Washington, DC)—It is with great sadness that the Pundit Pete Press Service must report that Mayor Pete Boot-Edge-Edge has ended his historic campaign for president. As the first Pete to ever run for that high office, he had the nearly unanimous support of the staff here at PPPS.

Now, based upon careful consideration of the qualifications of the other Democrat Party candidates, with an emphasis on business experience and acumen, the staff at PPPS, many of whom have applied for super delegate appointments to the Democrat National Convention, are now proud to lend their endorsement to another former mayor, Michael Bloomberg.

It is the PPPS staff consensus that Mayor Bloomberg best represents the entrepreneurial spirit so prevalent in the Democrat Party. Our staff have even printed up special t-shirts to wear at the Democrat National Convention in Milwaukee.

Iowa Caucus Delay Explained

PPPS (Des Moines)—With the nation still breathlessly awaiting the results from the Iowa Democratic Caucus, the Iowa Democrat Caucus Committee has finally released a formal explanation for the delay.

IOWA CAUCUS COMMITTEE ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE

WE ARE STILL ASSIGNING MICHAEL BLOOMBERG SUPER DELEGATES

FINAL RESULTS TO BE RELEASED SOON

The Poetry of Impeachment

PPPS (Washington, DC)—Our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, was so moved by the impeachment process that he decided to publish this poem.

BREAKING: Dems Make Major Announcement

PPPS (Washington, DC)—BREAKING NEWS

Leaders of the Democrat Party in the House of Representatives held a news conference this morning to announce that they are conceding the 2020 elections to President Trump and other Republicans.

Details to follow.

Correction: Apparently the press conference was held to announce Articles of Impeachment.

Happy Thanksgiving from PPPS

PPPS (Littleton)—Happy Thanksgiving from the Pundit Pete Press Service and all of the Petes.

Following Impeachment Hearings, So You Don't Have To

PPPS (Washington, DC)—We have assigned our top political correspondent, Political Beat Pete, to cover the House Intelligent Committee hearings on Impeachment of President Trump. Here is the first of our ongoing coverage and updates from the hearings.

Editor's Note: The foregoing quote of witness testimony, as reported by Political Beat Pete, is based upon the recollection of an unnamed observer in the hearing room, as Pete had briefly left the room for a bathroom break during the Christine Blasey Ford testimony.

Practical Pete's Tools of Politics Quiz

PPPS(Littleton)—In the interest of furthering the understanding and the practice of the art of politics, we commissioned our own PPPS Advice Columnist, Practical Pete, to write a book on the Tools of Politics in America.

Pete's book, soon to be released, will be titled:

TOOLS OF POLITICS 

A practical guide to winning power at all costs 

by Practical Pete

 

As part of his research for the book, Practical Pete developed a  political quiz which was administered to several focus groups consisting of PPPS low-information readers who self-selected by responding to a reader survey. The results of the survey and focus group sessions were used in evaluating the most practical tools of politics to be included in the book. We anticipate that Pete's book and the associated Tools of Politics Quiz may form the basis for instruction in political science at several leading universities, Ivy League schools in particular.

As a kind of teaser, prior to official release of Pete's book, here is a sampling of a few of the Tools of Politics Quiz questions used in Pete's research. See how you do.
 

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Editor's Note: We have been assisted in the funding of this book project by generous matching grants from the Soros Family Trust and the Make America Socialist Society (MASS).

ANSWERS TO SAMPLE QUESTIONS:

QUESTION 16: D        QUESTION 27: D        QUESTION 31: D

Poetry of Politics in the Impeachment Age

PPPS (Littleton)—We asked our Poet-In-Residence, Poet Pete, to opine on the Impeachment Process.

December 3, 2019 Update in anticipation of Round 2.

Decmeber 5, 2019 - Pre-Holiday Update.

 
December 18, 2019 - The Day of Impeachment

Editor's Note: Any resemblance to actual limericks or poetry is purely coincidental. PPPS is not responsible for any hurt feelings which may result from the publication of these poems, and will disavow any knowledge of an employee named Poet Pete if confronted.

Challenging the Media on Impeachment

PPPS (Littleton)—Impeachment seems to be dominating the news cycle of late, and our leader, Pundit Pete, has decided to challenge other journalists with an alternative story line....

Editor's Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a theoretical whistleblower/CIA employee named Eric Ciaramella, or to the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committtee named Adam Schiff, is purely coincidental, and not intended in anyway to reveal the identities of said individuals.